Your Post Pumps Me Up !

Your post is a refreshing oasis in an otherwise deplete desert of misinformation.

I enjoyed reading your post as much as would like taking your fifty bucks. It could be as easy as taking candy from a baby and so I doubt my creative muse will be hitting his head against a brick wall trying to make sense of the nonsense that is the common abnormality the everyday copywriter like myself must face when asking the general public to lend me their ears.

Must say that the idea of getting 50 bucks for a simple comment appeals to my creative spirit. Can you imagine the branches of a bright green tree opening as wide as a football stadium? Well, that’s how much my neurons are trying to work out something interesting to say… even if my success is as much of a joke as Alexander’s death.
Now, it is just a matter of waiting for another 96 comments. The colon of my electronic clock is flashing brighter than the sun at the top of the
snowy Chomolungma.*

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*commonly known as Mount Everest

Forgive me if I transgressing any rules here by posting again. Feel free to not count this one towards the 100 - although I cannot read any rules about it.

But see, Miguel, the rate at which comments are conglomerating around your words is slower that the birth of a new elephant.

I’m waiting for news to come to my doorstep, but seems like I’ll be using rubber boots - and possibly a canoe - as a result of the water from the melting of the polar caps damaging my furniture before comment one-zero-zero.

Best wishes!

I awoke this morning not knowing of the existence of Synecdoches. Two short hours later, a new star silently shines in my universe of knowledge! Thanks for the tidbit.

I had thought that synecdoches were literary devices that use a part of an entity to describe the whole entity; e.g., “twenty head of cattle.” I must have been wrong about that all along, which really plants poison ivy in the garden of my mind.

But anyways, I really enjoy the articles and tips; I just can’t get enough of them; I’m all over them like stink on shit.

Blond isn’t just a hair colour, it’s an attitude

Pat F. above stole my line and now my bear has nothing to do in the woods. I guess he will save on toilet paper. What kind was that?

As this game goes on I simply must try harder to think like a man. So I wonder, what would a man say or think to get that $50 bucks? … and my mind is as blank as a black hole in space.

Who understands that?

Fingers started typing for that fifty bucks.

Burn your tail to burn calories.

Waiting for comments is an exquisite pain isn’t it?

I for one am all thumbs when it comes to writing, which is why copywriting.com is like a light shining down from heaven.

Your Post confirmed that the English Language is alive and well! I’m so happy I could cry.

Copywriting.com…the sherpa of my copywriting journey.

Hmm..must say your post was sticky enough to keep me glued till the end of your message.

I agree with your ideas, it indeeds help a person who is really intrested in selling online or in real .

Thanks a lot for pearly advise.

Your article was as fascinating as a pencil in a heart patient. My eyes were glued to the screen until the last line. Like a mid-western tornado, your advice exploded the shuttered windows from my mind. Fill me with more of your high test fuel.

This post enlightened the old brain. Before reading it I was like a murder mystery dinner party without a clue. Now I will melt into the decorative candle holder of thoughts. By morning I will be as fresh as a teenager’s back talk.

This site contains a sea of knowledge. No longer blanketed by ignorance, I can now ride a wave of sucess.

You kick-started the post your cycle leans on!

Wow I leaned a lot from your site. It packs a punch like Mohamad Ali.

NOT Referring to your work, I LOVE your tips. Here is my try for the fifty bucks!

“If stupidity were snow, I’d say he was an avalanche!”

How’s that?

Cheers.

Constantly buried under snow.